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it's close to finish bruv, chill

yes, thats all this updates about basically

yes but needs to be competed in english before translating

good riddance. don't let the door hit you on the way out! or do as i really could not give a fuck... but clearly everyones sick of your shit paladin.

actual bro. people don't know how much work actually goes into developing a game even as simple as this one.

actual haha, id understand if he paid for it but chances are he hasn't. plus every other comment from the last 6-12 months from that bloke have been unnecessarily negative and unconstructive. 

until you've created a game like this from scratch your opinion is completely invalid homie.

bro stfu its free. go find another game then, its simple. take your bs somewhere else paladin 

previous update? previous means before bro and those updates have already been released. if you mean the one coming it's completed just in testing

its currently in testing but the current build is finished

Same on both :)

Clearly havent been around for long bro, he usually takes around 3 months and you've got to expect it to be a little longer in comparison to the last updates as its going to be bigger. Plus i think he has an "outside" artist (meaning he doesn't draw the pictures himself) so he would have had to wait for the art to be finished before he could get started on a majority of the other things (could be wrong about this one aswell you never know). Also you've got to factor in the fact this is for 4 different devices so he has to fine tune them to the devices to make sure they work properly and as intended plus he has to go through a bugging process to make sure it doesn't crash all the time. There's also his job as he needs somewhere to stay and food to eat aswell as random occurrences during the week or month that could further postpone the production and a few other factors but you probably get my point.

He posted a comment that triggered the notification bro

Not to mention its not like they paying for it, its free to use on itch and shi so he's not actually making much if any profit off it. If they want faster updates they should donate to him or he should put a price on it to Give him incentive to do faster, bigger and better updates.

Facts bro like take a chill pill aye. Have seen a lot of people talking about it taking too long and shi but not one single comment asking if he's stuck on or if he needs a hand with something. They also acting like there aren't a million other games they can play in the meantime while they wait for the update. 

Hey moraion, don't listen to the negative comments. Personally i think your doing well with the daily struggles and curve balls life can throw at you. Looking forward to seeing your next update:)

You don't understand how to get a female pregnant? Should be pretty self explanatory man. One of the easiest missions. Call marge or sam at reception desk, ejaculate into them then press the button with the expanded stomach on it and your finished man.